Hi Miss Denise. This is Whitby.
I look like a "splosion" happened to me. All I did was go down to the pond after breakfast. Somebody -- like that cat from across the pond or a raccoon or an opossum -- had been down there and I had to get my schnauzer nose close to it. You understand, don't you? Well, the water's really low and the edge is really soft. When I got back to the house and that Tal opened the door to let me in I had mud all the way up to all four elbows. My belly was a little messy, too.
Janet gave me a bath. That's where the "splosion" part comes in. I just knew it was going to be bad when my bud Tal plugged in Miss Janet's hairdryer. She said it was because she didn't want me to stay wet and get cold. I'm thinking punishment. What about you? Anyway, when that hair dryer and my ungroomed self got together ... Well, I guess your imagination is telling you everything you really need to know.
I think I'd like to come and see you. Could you look at your grooming calendar and let me know when I might be able to get cleaned up? Janet's going to be gone all this week, but how about the 14th, 15th or 16th of next week? Do you have time? Oh, and my pesky sister could do with a little work herself. (Don't know what those two see in her, but anyway ...)
Thank you. Love, Whitby
Whitby has heard back from Denise. The "beautimization" for both our four-legged family members will take place on the 15th. Photos to follow.